Search This Blog

Monday, July 19, 2010

Society's new Golden rules:~ A attraction-gauges pls!

Society should invent a Colour, symbol or word that simply means: Fuck me.~

There should maybe be a Personal Gauge, like on those portable bathroom stalls; "Vacant" or "Occupied"

Maybe Red & Blue; Blue meaning Attracted, Red meaning, Not A Chance Bitch!
That would make Bar-going and clubbing a lot more to the point, less Waste, and more haste,,~ You could save yourself Time (and even money,, from all those Drink-snatchers...) if you somewhat know there's a Mutual attraction (though it's simply gauged on Looks).

Doesn't mean you're Instantly gonna score,, ~ it just means that That chick (or dude..?) likes your looks, and is willing to talk to you.~

For all you fugg faced nerds (who are probably picketing outside my office as we speak..) your fucked...~ or more like, Never again,, or Never to begin with.~
SO I say Adieu to the fugg face, and no longer will I have to weep that I spent $15 on a chick who was simply Thirsty.~ to hell with that, (though I never have, cuz I'm a prick :P)

No comments:

Post a Comment